......Funny SMS......
A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child....
"My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Cheek da".....
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1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chala gaya fristey ne pakar ker khub mara admi uta or bola tuhade ina harktan to koi janat wich nai anda$$$$$$$$$$$
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil main jo baat hai kisi ko bata na sakho ge
karo ge jawani main jo GIRL FRIEND pe kharche
Bhurape tak uss ka udhar chuka na sakho ge.
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Ek Bhikari Nay Ghar K Bahar Say Awaz Lagai Babo ji R oti Milay gey .Andar Say Awaz I Biwi Ghar PER NAHI Hay!Bhikari!Main Chom Miyan Nahi ROti Mangi Hay.
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Dosti karo telenor wali se
pyar karo jazz wali se
Date maro ufone wali se
Ankh larao paktel wali se
lambi baat karo warid wali se
per
Shadi karo PTCL wali se
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1 sardar apnay betay se! beta kisi se na darna q k too shair ka puttur he
beta!han mujhay maloom he ammi aksar kehti rehti hen
sardar!kia kehti hen?????????
beta!yehi k too to kisi janwar ki oulad he
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